Script proposal and homage for His Enlightenedness, Ultra Spiritual JP Sears
I recently learned the hottest vacation spot is actually the coldest, I’m talking about Iceland. See what I just did there, very clever. Not only can you visit Iceland but everyone on the planet has either gone there or is planning a trip to Iceland. According to the internet, travel to Iceland has increased 30 percent each year since 2002.
In fact, before 2002, Iceland hadn’t even been discovered. That’s what is so exciting about Iceland, it’s the last place to be discovered in the world.
Here are some reasons why Iceland is the best place to visit before it gets to trendy and is overrun by tourist.
First there is ice. You can’t get ice in places like Hawaii or Arizona.
Iceland was established by Vikings and there’s really no other place to see Vikings unless you’re in Minnesota.
Iceland has impressive majestic views that can help you get in touch with your inner Viking.
There is literally no other place to get views like this other than Iceland.
You can’t see waterfalls like this anywhere else.
You can’t see whales like this anywhere else.
And you can’t see the Northern Lights anywhere near the equator and that makes Iceland the only place to see the Northern Lights.
I do have one fact to correct that I saw on a website about Iceland. I think it undisputed that ice caves only exist in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back. I think the Iceland travel bureau went a bit too far in photoshoping their ice caves.
I think the ice caves in Iceland really look like this. Good luck Luke, use the force.
Iceland has volcanos. You can get volcanos and ice in the same sentence without thinking about Iceland and volcanos.
Iceland is an island. With global warming there really aren’t that many islands left, so you should book your travel soon before it’s gone. In fact, Gillian’s Island is now gone because of global warning.
Iceland is really the most beautiful place on earth.
Other places like Africa and Asia don’t have diverse geography like Iceland.
The most important part of any culture is the food. Iceland has new and unusual foods that are culturally diverse and equally offensive to most Americans. A real win win for Iceland.
Sure you can get food almost any ware if you have money, but I can’t walk into a grocery store in America and get Iceland food!
Next time you’re in a supermarket ask the meat department if they have sheep’s head. Good luck buddy, it isn’t not going to happen. Only in Iceland can you be grossed out by a sheep’s head on your plate.
And that makes you a better person.
There are literally no other places on earth where you can experience diverse foods like the food in Iceland.
One interesting fact about Iceland other than in 2010 Iceland banned strip clubs, is that HBO’s Game of Thrones did all of their filming in Iceland.
The reason is simple, Iceland has White Walkers and that’s why HBO came to film here. CGI ice people are really too expensive to create. HBO can’t afford that level of production value for an insignificant series like Game of Thrones.
The most important reason to go to Iceland is to feel superior to others that haven’t gone to Iceland. Bragging to your friends about your trip to Iceland will make you feel better about yourself. Iceland is not just a vacation spot it is a movement. A lot of young and trendy people are going to Iceland and if you’re not one of those, then it is my responsibility to make your feel bad about that.
In fact the motto of the Iceland Travel Bureau is: If we build it people will come. And if you don’t come to Iceland you’re a loser.
The second most important reason to go to Iceland is that mosquitoes do not exist in Iceland.
I hope you have fun on your trip to Iceland and I hope you tell me all about it.